You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

( boom shacka lacka BOOM baby )

Five things you will find in my pockets
1. Cigarettes
2. Money
3. Wand
4. Soda can tabs!
5. Lint

( five things memey meme )

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play IN A BLOG ENTRY, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

01. So familiar and overwhelmingly warm Tool - Parabola
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1801. How many smurfs can you name?
um. the blue ones.

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
no way

Would you be lost without it?
no, cuz i don't use one

( lalalaalaaaaaaalalaal~ )

( eugh. )

You Are Like a Dog
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1) Go [HERE] to generate 10 random numbers between 1 and 100. DO THIS FIRST.

2) Then I will answer the corresponding questions from [HERE].

a) Tell you why I friended you.
b) Associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you.
d) Tell you a memory I have of you.
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
f) Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
g) in return, you must post this on your own lj.

1. Ask me three questions you want to know the truth to.
2. I will pick two of them to answer.
3. One I will tell the truth about.
4. One I will lie about.
5. The last you will have to try and answer for me.
6. Post this in your journal so others can ask you.

1) Name: SON OF A BITCH.
2) Birthday: April 5th
3) Zodiac Sign: ffffft, like I could be anything BUT an Aries
4) Sex: Duffy is 12. i've got a peenur, sucka.
5) What Time Is It? UM about one in the morning~

( bow chicka wow wowww )